Well, this one was pretty easy for me. I hate all of the fatso phonies on Pawn Stars, the "treasure team" on Hollywood Treasure are a bunch of blood-sucking scumbag Hollywood hairdos, most of the people on Storage Wars are annoying jackasses and they could could barely hide the sheer humbuggery on Toy Hunters.
So my decision is easy as pie: If I'm going to have to spend a week with one of these Reality TV Treasure Hunters, I'm going with American Pickers. I genuinely like Frank and Mike and the cross-section of good old-fashioned American folks out there that they meet is unbelievably charming.
However, by spending a week with them, I really mean spending a week alone in their main warehouse with their assistant (and budding treasure hunter), Danielle.
In her spare time she is a burlesque performer and on a roller-derby team. She's also inked to the gills and built like an hourglass made of high carbon steel. Yeah, that's pretty much everything I'm all about in a woman.
'Nuff said.
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DeleteYou went in a whole nother (good) direction w/ this topic!
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DeleteI like that show too. Up here we have a show called Canadian Pickers. It comes on right after American Pickers. Exact same show, just two Canadian cowboys from Calgary going across country. No eye candy assistant though, too bad.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of that show, they air it here in the States, too, but have never gotten around to watching it. Too bad about the lack of eye-candy. It's not like Canada doesn't have any. I almost broke my neck during my trip to Vancouver, looking at all the cuties!
DeleteIt's like that all over the place up here, he he.
Deletewow.....this is by far my favorite post EVER !!!!!! FOR THE HORDE!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Thanks Mike!
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